Was researching some stuff online and came across this. Read on.
So someone posts:
“I am bored in my hotel room?any advice on whats interesting to do?”
And (obviously) a guy replies:
“I’ve spent a lot of time in hotel rooms and I can tell you, the best thing to do is wander down to the nearest bar! The only thing to do late at night in a hotel room since the pool and everything else is closed is to drink but if you don’t have a minibar or don’t drink (or want to watch pay-per-view porn) you can
1. Weigh yourself naked.
2. Weigh yourself naked, holding your toothbrush.
3. Take a dump and then weigh yourself naked to see how much much your dump weighed.
4. Watch SportsCenter and try to predict if the next commercial shown on ESPN will be for a razor, a beer, a tire or a soft drink.
5. Attempt to duplicate the perfect triangle folded into the edge of the toilet paper roll. Fail miserably. Admit to yourself, finally, that you are as dexterous as a platypus with 10 thumbs.
6. Call the concierge and flummox her by asking her to recommend a good glory hole.
7. Iron your underpants.
8. Set the ice bucket on the opposite side of the room and try to throw your freshly ironed underwear into it.
9. Blog.
10. Call the guest in the room next door and hang up when they answer. Repeat. Repeat again. Listen through the wall for swear words.
11. Weigh the in-room coffee maker.
12. Open the yellow pages to the “escorts” listings and write “For a good time, call the concierge” in Sharpie across the entire page.
13. Streak down the halls of the floor you are on”
Maybe someone can try that the next time you go for a business trip and you’re bored.
